It's not as if Ren has never gotten a wrong number text before, but with Retrospec's latest nonsense, he's got a bad feeling about this. It feels almost ominous, like the build up to something far more aggravating.
He's probably just being paranoid, but that's not new.]
if that's all you have to worry about right now, you must lead a charmed life.
i'm alive, presumably. that tends to be better than the alternative.
[He thought he was done with existential crises, but nope.
Perhaps it's because it's a complete stranger that he doesn't feel the usual need to keep everything to himself and simply cut off the conversation. Apparently venting on Retrospec gets him yelled at by annoyances he doesn't want in his life.]
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no really, what
It's not as if Ren has never gotten a wrong number text before, but with Retrospec's latest nonsense, he's got a bad feeling about this. It feels almost ominous, like the build up to something far more aggravating.
He's probably just being paranoid, but that's not new.]
if that's all you have to worry about right now, you must lead a charmed life.
[Deadpan sarcasm is his main coping mechanism.]
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Sorry wrong number
[A pause. And then:]
Are you ok?
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i'm alive, presumably. that tends to be better than the alternative.
[He thought he was done with existential crises, but nope.
Perhaps it's because it's a complete stranger that he doesn't feel the usual need to keep everything to himself and simply cut off the conversation. Apparently venting on Retrospec gets him yelled at by annoyances he doesn't want in his life.]
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That doesnt sound ok
[That so, Tatsuma?]
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[/sarcasm.]
i'll spare you the details.
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[Pause.]
Do you want cupcakes?
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strawberry flavoring is terrible.
[oh snap]
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[What kind of sad life do you live sir.]
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[A life that doesn't like a whole cup of sugar at once! Don't judge him.]
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What do you like?
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i prefer actual fruit if i'm going to have something. [Of course, that got ruined by Retrospec too, but you know.]
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[He is not letting this go, apparently.]
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though now i'm wondering why you're so interested in this.
[What are you up to, stranger.]
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[That's literally it.]
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[Good luck convincing him...]
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you don't even know where i am.
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[It's not that big of a deal.]
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how old are you? [This has to be a kid.]
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[Let's be real he's basically still a kid.]
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[Well, he supposes naivete doesn't necessarily have an age limit, and yeah, that still counts as a kid in Ren's head.]
and you're still excited about cupcakes. that must be nice.
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Because theyre nice
[Obviously.]
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[Who is he to deprive a kid of their sweets?]
enjoy that mindset while you still have the luxury.
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