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[lostapprentice]

Ben Solo

Don't call me Ben. It's Ren.

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[lostapprentice]

i had no idea.

[/sarcasm.]

i'll spare you the details.

[strawberrypunch]

Ok

[Pause.]

Do you want cupcakes?

[lostapprentice]

no.

strawberry flavoring is terrible.

[oh snap]

[strawberrypunch]

Theres other flavors

[lostapprentice]

if you have something other than cake i might consider it.

[strawberrypunch]

You dont like cake?

[What kind of sad life do you live sir.]

[lostapprentice]

i can occasionally stand it without frosting, but generally no.

[A life that doesn't like a whole cup of sugar at once! Don't judge him.]

[strawberrypunch]

[WHAT KIND OF SAD LIFE.]

What do you like?

[lostapprentice]

that's a vague question, but i'm going to assume you mean as far as sweets. the answer is not much.

i prefer actual fruit if i'm going to have something. [Of course, that got ruined by Retrospec too, but you know.]

[strawberrypunch]

Then actual strawberries?

[He is not letting this go, apparently.]

[lostapprentice]

i'm not entirely opposed.

though now i'm wondering why you're so interested in this.

[What are you up to, stranger.]

[strawberrypunch]

Because it sounds like you could use something nice?

[That's literally it.]

[lostapprentice]

that can't be it.

[Good luck convincing him...]

[strawberrypunch]

Why not?

[lostapprentice]

nobody is that selfless.

you don't even know where i am.

[strawberrypunch]

Is it selfless to want to give someone strawberries?

[It's not that big of a deal.]

[lostapprentice]

it is when it involves the trouble of finding them.

how old are you? [This has to be a kid.]

[strawberrypunch]

18

[Let's be real he's basically still a kid.]

[lostapprentice]

really?

[Well, he supposes naivete doesn't necessarily have an age limit, and yeah, that still counts as a kid in Ren's head.]

and you're still excited about cupcakes. that must be nice.

[strawberrypunch]

Yeah

Because theyre nice

[Obviously.]

[lostapprentice]

you can go ahead and keep them for yourself, then.

[Who is he to deprive a kid of their sweets?]

enjoy that mindset while you still have the luxury.

[strawberrypunch]

Why is it a luxury?

[lostapprentice]

life is hard and unfair, and so on and so forth.

you'll figure it out.

[strawberrypunch]

If its hard and unfair you should let people share nice things with you

[lostapprentice]

i'm good, thanks.

[What are nice things, anyway.]