"That's like saying you aren't going to give me your snickerdoodle recipe because I've already got a perfectly good recipe for chocolate chip cookies," Kevin says flatly.

And immediately. He doesn't even have to stop and think about this metaphor. Because he is Kevin Regnard and everyone he's close to whether he loves or hates them turns out to be a sparkler, because that is just how his life goes. Ugh, Kylo's going to be a butt about this, isn't he? He fucking knew it.