GOD. Fucking locked door, ruining Kevin's dramatic barging. Kylo will be able to look back later and laugh to himself about the whomp noise when Kevin collided with it as it refused to open.
More importantly:
"I have something of great importance to show you," Kevin announces. He proceeds to whip out what is, to all appearances, the handle of a lightsaber, and when he activates it, the laser blade shines red and deadly. Except that when Kevin hikes a leg, braces it against the door frame, and stabs himself in the foot with it, it squeaks, rather than causing grievous bodily injury as is proper for a laser sword.
It squeaks, and it manifests a couple of shiny pinkish bubbles. Just to drive the point home, Kevin stares at Kylo's face, watching for his reaction while he stabs himself repeatedly. More bubbles. The lightsaber squeaks bitchily.
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More importantly:
"I have something of great importance to show you," Kevin announces. He proceeds to whip out what is, to all appearances, the handle of a lightsaber, and when he activates it, the laser blade shines red and deadly. Except that when Kevin hikes a leg, braces it against the door frame, and stabs himself in the foot with it, it squeaks, rather than causing grievous bodily injury as is proper for a laser sword.
It squeaks, and it manifests a couple of shiny pinkish bubbles. Just to drive the point home, Kevin stares at Kylo's face, watching for his reaction while he stabs himself repeatedly. More bubbles. The lightsaber squeaks bitchily.
Squeaksqueaksqueaksqueak.