Okay, first of all, I'm not--I mean, you know I'm not that kind of guy, but they were going lock me up for a year and I don't think I could handle that.

[what a great lead-in! his defensiveness is bleeding through already.]

Anyway, let's just say the Enforcers have made a big leap forward in the case since I was arrested and leave it there. I ain't gonna be able to show my face in the slums for the rest of my natural life, but whatever.

[and since ren is associated with him, if only vaguely, in those circles...it wasn't han's proudest moment but. a whole year in jail was so not happening.]