Kylo "Worst Disney Princess" Ren (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
lostapprentice) wrote2035-01-06 02:37 am
lostapprentice) wrote2035-01-06 02:37 am
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[He can't stop himself from grabbing Ren's arm, wanting to make sure that he doesn't get up on his feet again despite what he just said. Look, Hux was just trying to make a point here!!]
Sit down you enormous idiot. You're not reopening your injury after I spent the last half hour being your medical droid.
Sit down you enormous idiot. You're not reopening your injury after I spent the last half hour being your medical droid.
It's not my fault you're sending mixed signals, Armitage. [He's openly amused now, a slight smile on his face as he sits back to reassure the other man. There's a clear fondness there, too, in the way he's tilting his head and facing Hux.]
[Humph, he sees Ren's amusement. Not allowed!!]
Use the Force, that's always your favorite way to accomplish tasks. You won't need to stand up and you'll be training your mastery of the Force by making me food.
[See, a completely logical reason why he suggested this.]
Use the Force, that's always your favorite way to accomplish tasks. You won't need to stand up and you'll be training your mastery of the Force by making me food.
[See, a completely logical reason why he suggested this.]
[Ren comes just short of rolling his eyes, but he does shake his head at the suggestion.]
I'm not using the Force for something as mundane as making dinner. It would be an insult to my training.
[The Force is Important. Using it for anything less than important would be blasphemy, and Ren is certainly devout enough to consider that unacceptable.]
I'm not using the Force for something as mundane as making dinner. It would be an insult to my training.
[The Force is Important. Using it for anything less than important would be blasphemy, and Ren is certainly devout enough to consider that unacceptable.]
Wasn't aware that you actually had standards for that.
[Aren't lightsabers supposed to be sacred as well? Kylo never hesitated to smash various pieces of equipment with that blasted thing.]
[Aren't lightsabers supposed to be sacred as well? Kylo never hesitated to smash various pieces of equipment with that blasted thing.]
[His eyebrows rise just slightly, and he rests his chin against his fist as he leans against the armrest.]
Of course I do. Unlike you, I take the Force very seriously.
Of course I do. Unlike you, I take the Force very seriously.
[A small dissatisfied grunt leaves Hux at that.]
And you don't consider making me food to be a very serious matter?
[Now Hux is curious if he can convince Ren to make him food by using something that he takes very seriously.]
And you don't consider making me food to be a very serious matter?
[Now Hux is curious if he can convince Ren to make him food by using something that he takes very seriously.]
You're a grown man who can feed himself, so no.
[You can't have it both ways, Hux.]
[You can't have it both ways, Hux.]
[ren is the worst boyfriend.]
Humph, but you still owe me for this. [Seems like he can't convince Ren, but he wants to have the last word in somehow.]
Once you're healed, I intend to take that IOU.
Humph, but you still owe me for this. [Seems like he can't convince Ren, but he wants to have the last word in somehow.]
Once you're healed, I intend to take that IOU.
[Kylo puts his free hand on the other man's opposite shoulder, seemingly casual as he replies. Making dinner for Hux isn't exactly a chore, so he's not bothered by the strange insistence.]
You were right that I wouldn't let this stop me from doing things, you know. You telling me to sit is the only thing keeping me from it.
[You brought this on yourself! Clearly.]
You were right that I wouldn't let this stop me from doing things, you know. You telling me to sit is the only thing keeping me from it.
[You brought this on yourself! Clearly.]
Telling me that I'm right and admitting that you're following my orders in one sentence? Today won't be forgotten.
[The words have no real bite, however, and Hux can't stop himself from leaning against Ren's shoulder. A smalland weak part of him wants this and it has nothing to do with Hux trying to control his co-commander.
[The words have no real bite, however, and Hux can't stop himself from leaning against Ren's shoulder. A small
[Ren has to chuckle, though he attempts to suppress the smile on his face as Hux leans closer.]
It is more convenient to have you in an agreeable mood. [Not to mention their banter is a helpful distraction from the fact that Ren can't do the training he'd like, or from thoughts about what happened on the surface. Instead of focusing on those, he brushes his hand over Hux's hair, enjoying their proximity.]
It is more convenient to have you in an agreeable mood. [Not to mention their banter is a helpful distraction from the fact that Ren can't do the training he'd like, or from thoughts about what happened on the surface. Instead of focusing on those, he brushes his hand over Hux's hair, enjoying their proximity.]
I could say the same about you.
[Hux thinks that Ren is far more difficult to get along with on a normal basis. That's how it was on the Finalizer at least, although he's heard that Ren has made a couple of... allies of sorts while here. This world has changed them both, obvious enough by the fact that he's leaning against Ren instead of wanting the man to be dead.
...And the fact that Ren is smiling at him.]
If you ruin my hair, I'm replacing your shampoo with green hair dye.
[Hux thinks that Ren is far more difficult to get along with on a normal basis. That's how it was on the Finalizer at least, although he's heard that Ren has made a couple of... allies of sorts while here. This world has changed them both, obvious enough by the fact that he's leaning against Ren instead of wanting the man to be dead.
...And the fact that Ren is smiling at him.]
If you ruin my hair, I'm replacing your shampoo with green hair dye.
Getting rid of that awful gel isn't "ruining" it. It's an improvement.
[One day he will get Hux to let his hair down at home, so to speak. That day may not be today, but Kylo is nothing if not determined.]
Besides, if you dyed my hair green you'd have to look at it more than I would. [So really, who would lose more here?]
[One day he will get Hux to let his hair down at home, so to speak. That day may not be today, but Kylo is nothing if not determined.]
Besides, if you dyed my hair green you'd have to look at it more than I would. [So really, who would lose more here?]
[Awful?! How rude. Hux gives Ren a look from his rather comfortable position, so the offended glare loses a lot of its impact.]
Appearance is important, Kylo. People expect a certain look when they see me.
[More true in the First Order and less so here. Still, a lot of people would question him if he walked into broad daylight with floof hair.]
Appearance is important, Kylo. People expect a certain look when they see me.
[More true in the First Order and less so here. Still, a lot of people would question him if he walked into broad daylight with floof hair.]
[Kylo is equally as comfortable, leaning back and combing his fingers through the red strands here and there carefully, occasionally scratching Hux's scalp lightly.]
Isn't that more of a reason to do something different? It could catch them off-guard, make you unpredictable.
[... okay, so what if that isn't always the best thing to be when you're a police officer.]
Isn't that more of a reason to do something different? It could catch them off-guard, make you unpredictable.
[... okay, so what if that isn't always the best thing to be when you're a police officer.]
Edited (i was going to say a different thing so that was weird) 2017-02-06 07:33 (UTC)
[He doesn't mind getting pampered like this, it's definitely more preferable than getting into arguments with Ren and having a headache from that alone. This relationship is beneficial for his health overall, not to mention that Ren is more likely to protect him if something goes wrong.]
I highly doubt that the people of this world wants more unpredictability than what's already occurring here. [He further relaxes against Ren.] It's not like I'm trying to gain an advantage of the local police force either.
I highly doubt that the people of this world wants more unpredictability than what's already occurring here. [He further relaxes against Ren.] It's not like I'm trying to gain an advantage of the local police force either.
It's not about what they want. But if you want to be boring...
[He pouts a little, though he doesn't stop playing with the other man's hair. If they can't have a bit of excitement while they're here, what's the point? Kylo sees it as a wasted opportunity.]
[He pouts a little, though he doesn't stop playing with the other man's hair. If they can't have a bit of excitement while they're here, what's the point? Kylo sees it as a wasted opportunity.]
[A small huff escapes Hux at that. Boring?]
There are plenty of other ways to have excitement here, Kylo. Ones that don't involve my hair.
[Like... tormenting Han Solo.]
There are plenty of other ways to have excitement here, Kylo. Ones that don't involve my hair.
[Like... tormenting Han Solo.]
Such as?
[Kylo has to admit that even he doesn't know all of the sorts of things Hux finds entertaining. A few things, certainly, but... well, he's open to learning more.]
[Kylo has to admit that even he doesn't know all of the sorts of things Hux finds entertaining. A few things, certainly, but... well, he's open to learning more.]
Making every single member of the Resistance miserable.
[He's not fully serious, not in the sense that he's actually considering to do this. But. Hux does want to destroy them eventually.]
[He's not fully serious, not in the sense that he's actually considering to do this. But. Hux does want to destroy them eventually.]
[Ren lets out a short laugh, looking off as he shakes his head. Of course that's the first thing Hux would suggest—the loathsome Resistance.]
I guess that can be entertaining, depending.
I guess that can be entertaining, depending.
Don't even try denying the fact that you want FN-2187 to suffer for his traitorous ways.
[Of all the people in the Resistance, Hux is sure that the former stormtrooper angers Ren the most. Hux wants him dead as well, but he can't erase the small amount of respect he has for him. It's more of a reflection of his father's program more than anything, but still.]
[Of all the people in the Resistance, Hux is sure that the former stormtrooper angers Ren the most. Hux wants him dead as well, but he can't erase the small amount of respect he has for him. It's more of a reflection of his father's program more than anything, but still.]
[A harsh look comes to his face when the traitor is mentioned, and he withdraws his hand from Hux's hair to curl it into a fist against his shoulder, his knuckles white as he glares at the wall. The temperature rises to match Ren's hatred.]
I'd rather forget he's even here.
I'd rather forget he's even here.
[Hux frowns, already missing the contact Ren was providing him even though he refuses to admit it out loud. He wasn't aware that FN-2187 was that sensitive of a topic, but he'll keep that in mind for future purposes. For the time being, however, he doesn't want Ren to be in a bad mood.]
He's insignificant. Don't let him affect you this much.
[He raises a hand to the fist on his shoulder, briefly squeezing it.]
He's insignificant. Don't let him affect you this much.
[He raises a hand to the fist on his shoulder, briefly squeezing it.]
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