Kylo "Worst Disney Princess" Ren (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
lostapprentice) wrote2017-04-24 03:46 am
lostapprentice) wrote2017-04-24 03:46 am
if you have something other than cake i might consider it.
Edited (i can't write a coherent tag today.) 2017-09-16 07:03 (UTC)
alright.
[It's not really his place to intrude, anyway.]
take care of yourself, then.
[It's not really his place to intrude, anyway.]
take care of yourself, then.
You dont like cake?
[What kind of sad life do you live sir.]
[What kind of sad life do you live sir.]
i can occasionally stand it without frosting, but generally no.
[A life that doesn't like a whole cup of sugar at once! Don't judge him.]
[A life that doesn't like a whole cup of sugar at once! Don't judge him.]
[WHAT KIND OF SAD LIFE.]
What do you like?
What do you like?
that's a vague question, but i'm going to assume you mean as far as sweets. the answer is not much.
i prefer actual fruit if i'm going to have something. [Of course, that got ruined by Retrospec too, but you know.]
i prefer actual fruit if i'm going to have something. [Of course, that got ruined by Retrospec too, but you know.]
[Okay, it's another wrong number from who knows where, but how can he not be curious. What the fuck indeed.]
that is a strangely specific number. i would hope it would have been over the course of a lifetime, but something tells me otherwise.
dare i ask what the context was behind that memory?
that is a strangely specific number. i would hope it would have been over the course of a lifetime, but something tells me otherwise.
dare i ask what the context was behind that memory?
Then actual strawberries?
[He is not letting this go, apparently.]
[He is not letting this go, apparently.]
i'm not entirely opposed.
though now i'm wondering why you're so interested in this.
[What are you up to, stranger.]
though now i'm wondering why you're so interested in this.
[What are you up to, stranger.]
Because it sounds like you could use something nice?
[That's literally it.]
[That's literally it.]
that can't be it.
[Good luck convincing him...]
[Good luck convincing him...]
nobody is that selfless.
you don't even know where i am.
you don't even know where i am.
Is it selfless to want to give someone strawberries?
[It's not that big of a deal.]
[It's not that big of a deal.]
it is when it involves the trouble of finding them.
how old are you? [This has to be a kid.]
how old are you? [This has to be a kid.]
18
[Let's be real he's basically still a kid.]
[Let's be real he's basically still a kid.]
really?
[Well, he supposes naivete doesn't necessarily have an age limit, and yeah, that still counts as a kid in Ren's head.]
and you're still excited about cupcakes. that must be nice.
[Well, he supposes naivete doesn't necessarily have an age limit, and yeah, that still counts as a kid in Ren's head.]
and you're still excited about cupcakes. that must be nice.
you can go ahead and keep them for yourself, then.
[Who is he to deprive a kid of their sweets?]
enjoy that mindset while you still have the luxury.
[Who is he to deprive a kid of their sweets?]
enjoy that mindset while you still have the luxury.
life is hard and unfair, and so on and so forth.
you'll figure it out.
you'll figure it out.
If its hard and unfair you should let people share nice things with you
i'm good, thanks.
[What are nice things, anyway.]
[What are nice things, anyway.]
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